Fuck me like the government does Vinyl Sticker 

3.25 inch laminated vinyl sticker. Our durable stickers are made with high quality materials. Each sticker is waterproof, UV resistant, weatherproof, dishwasher and carwash safe. Perfect for water bottles, mugs, cars, windows, mirrors, ice chests, laptops/computers, skateboards, bikes, helmets, cell phone cases and more.